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Decoding Human Culture: An Intergalactic Perspective on Liquidation Agreements

February 27, 2022 by isow

Imagine the scene: you are from another world and other realm of experience. You studied Earth from afar and chosen Earth as the focus for your studies. Earth has much to offer a learner of your means, so much that you have undertaken a shaman journey to immerse yourself in the goings-on of these earthlings.

You stumble across scenes of conflict about money. These earthlings appear to be sharing something called food and hosting something called lodging with each other, but not without conflict if you follow the stories they offer. There are exchanges of false ideas between the pairs of characters in many instances, as if they are being placed in a stock story both parties know but can’t negotiate their way out of as it doesn’t fit their often twisted imbalanced versions of reality.

Wars are fought, reconciliation sought peace. Rational accounting of what each is owed the other. A settlement is then made between them. It is then called a liquidation agreement and recorded in some vault called a court. Edification to an audience. Your audience. Your craft has taken you far beyond the other planets. Don’t you know? You’ve been there in another life, this time the life of a common Aussie lawyer having more than a passing interest in best practices in structured finance. Liquidation agreements have their own jargon. Humans are a superstitious lot. They even take on the linguistic convention of using the word ‘liquidation’, a bit like what happens when you wash out the empty can you’ve bitten into. Funny, but once you get behind the program, you see they mean an orderly wrapped up. It’s not about a fight. It’s not about being wronged, nor is it about the money. It is about closure, to move on in peace with a fresh start.

I can only wonder if aliens, upon engaging the humans in a conflict including contractual rights and obligations, would arrive at the same result. Simply put, liquidation agreements are a rather clever way to set aside conflict, make final adjustment of the accounts and best of all, use prescribed and defined language to form an understanding between the parties. Linguistic, in fact, just like agreement of non-agreement, which the learned so eloquently put. The net is that liquidations agreements are a thing, like learning is and exploration, you must give them due study as regimes of they are reflective in the passion of the individual. Earthlings have a long history of liquidity and are into the second oldest profession of contracts. Like the oldest profession being that of honesty, but in both cases, the mantra is integrated into the human psyche.

Humans require closure from loss and together they share the same moral principles regarding the honouring of obligations and the right to be freed of them, where wrong has occurred or injustice exists. Humans will not find closure if an adversary walks away scot-free; even if by taking the gain of the loss of another, as the saying goes, there will be no peace. What Earthlings seem not to see, is the influence of culture. Would an alien produce its own agenda from a web of Earthling ideas and thinking on the subject of money and personal or business relationships, as worded in their typical definitions of a ‘liquidation agreement’? What would an alien think if received a text full of words and the scenarios that the Earthlings would attach to that text? Or is there a communal lore about the things that humans do? Or is it treated like a business plan, neither here nor there, but fits together like peas and carrots?

Stripped down to the essentials, would the alien not simply ignore the language and make its own choice from its own learning? Probably yes, except for one compelling reason. Without natural law – that is, the universal ordering of cause and effect as natural in a set of scenarios for that scenario – it is difficult to reach a collective wisdom that can be shared among planets. The bottom line of the liquidated agreement is that it is a simple process. The effect of a liquidation agreement is that the parties enter into an assessment of the settlement of their dealings and thereafter all parties agree to put that loss behind them. You work it out with an Earthly person and you walk away knowing that the same treaty between the parties will endure and as earthling nature has it, also resonate with a whole stack of other life forms. Now here is the punch line. All parties agree to be bound by that decision.

For more information on the legal aspects of liquidation agreements, you can visit Wikipedia.

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Interstellar Fiscal Projections: What Alien Economists Predict for Big Law Salaries 2025

January 9, 2022 by isow

As we report in our featured article below, the future of legal compensation will look very different than they did just a few years ago. While it can seem daunting for existing attorneys to learn new skills at an accelerated pace, there is a silver lining. The futuristic realm of law is in a state of flux and no one is entirely sure where we will end up, not even alien economists from other solar systems and nebulae are currently studying the impact of terrestrial economic models on human societies.

To get a better idea of what this means, we caught up with an alien economist who jumped at the chance to explain how something as mundane as law can lead to brilliant predictions concerning economic growth and expansion.

According to the interstellar economist, it is not hard to see from a distance how Earth’s version of big law firms has shifted in the last two decades. From the perspective of the intergalactic community, it is clear that the changes to this type of law firm environment are important indicators on how human culture continues to evolve and develop. Intergalactic economists have long predicted this would occur. Now, they need to determine how the interconnectedness of cultures has spurred the need for businesses, like big law firms, to redefine their business model.

Intergalactic consumers of legal service products have been known to directly impact legal industry economics. The actions of the “great unwashed public,” have openly demonstrated to economists that financial projections in this sector have to include creativity. In essence, the interactions of humans from different cultures impact and shape endless areas of business. This is especially true in the legal context, where disparate ethnic and cultural influences not only demand innovation, but have propelled it.

With these considerations in mind, interplanetary economists have made some off-world predictions about what the trajectory of big law salaries 2025 will look like. If you consider the impact of iCollege on the legal community, the predictions begin to make sense. Like for many intergalactic citizens, innovation in online education is helping attorneys navigate the tumultuous waters of change. When the time comes to predict what big law salaries 2025 will be, hopefully the impact of intergalactic learning platforms will mean higher salaries for the best legal talent in the world. Big law firms should be glad to hear that they will have continued access to a virtually talented legal pipeline of tomorrow’s best lawyers to help shape their futures.

As intergalactic role models continue to evolve in response to humanity’s embrace of innovation, evolving areas of study like the multi-disciplinary application of human sociology, psychology, and law will continue to break barriers and push the limits of how we apply analysis to financial data. If you are still looking for answers to your questions about how finance, cultural change, and how it applies to big law salaries 2025, check out our featured article below.

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Exploring Colorado’s Shed Hunting Laws Through Alien Eyes

December 22, 2021 by isow

Shed Hunting Laws in Colorado: An Intriguing Exploration

As you traverse the surface of the Milky Way, it’s not every day that we come across a planet like Earth with such an interesting variety of customs and histories as homo sapiens. Many of us have wondered why we go to extremes to save the whales while at the same time butchering other forms of intelligent life through wars and numerous other means. Sometimes, we discover fairly benign solutions to our problems. Other times, we see humans complicate matters for the sake of nothing more than greed and oppression.

In considering a planet as diverse and kaleidoscopic as planet Earth, it is often difficult to determine where certain philosophies and methodologies originated to come to that type of balance. A species that seems to be very well-suited to finding balance on its own is the highly intelligent human. A perfect example of this is in the regulation of certain aspects of the species’ lifestyle, such as when, where, and how to hunt for “sheds” (specifically, antlers shed by deer) in the state of Colorado. There is something quite interesting about how a certain number of humans are satisfied with walking miles through the frozen tundra of Colorado hunting shed antlers on their own at various times of the year.

However, for those who come from worlds that do not experience periods of hibernation, the question becomes why punish them for hunting for more than just berry bushes and scattered roots. They are a searching and foraging species, and in instances where they are not grafted by technology, they will hunt for something. The question they would ask is why a certain shade of rock is set aside and guarded for the benefit of a certain group of beings to the exclusion of the others. In this case, an intelligent non-human intelligence would prod Earthlings to consider why the law only permits the hunting of sheds under certain circumstances and in certain areas of Colorado.

Understanding shed hunting regulations in Colorado is a relatively new form of regulation that was invented in the 1990s. It has become one of the most frequently used types of regulations throughout Colorado as of 2011. All of the existing regulations regarding this matter relate to the slowing of hunting season on a regional basis, as well as the heli-tackling of certain large animals, in this case moose, on open space where humans are not permitted to hunt.

As you might imagine, the majority of humans have no problem with this regulation at face value. The bigger question is that of timing. Shed hunting in Colorado is permissible between May 1 and February 15. After that, these regulations are enforced. For any creatures that would like to test the boundaries of what humans consider intelligent, the question remains why the regulation appears to be enforced during midwinter. Midwinter is a time when animals are most vulnerable. It is a time of near-constant freezing that offers little opportunity for food, cover, or warmth. Therefore, restricting the ability of these unsuspecting creatures foraging for essentials is a choice that places these semi-primitive beings at extreme risk. This is certainly not a place that terrestrial intelligence would want to be.

Therefore, when viewed from the perspective of an alien intelligence, it is easy to see how a being from outside of planet Earth would be critical of the arbitrary nature of the regulation. Shedding is only so common within certain periods of the year. If an animal does not have any particular hunting predators within a given area that requires the need for hiding in these types of conditions, then the shedding of the antlers will occur within a universal cycle. These cyclings rarely match the mid-winter dates. For this reason, an alien intelligence would see the cyclical nature of these conditions as something that entirely rules out the viability of mid-winter.

There are also a number of other interesting elements to hunting laws which would capture the attention of any intelligent non-human intelligent. For example, the phrase “shed hunting” is still somewhat of a mystery, as a study of literature produces no other references to this type of hunting technique. Furthermore, hunting requires a high level of anonymity. A being from another galaxy or quadrant will be able to hunt because it will blend into the background of the environment. However, if a being is positioned to plan its departure to an environment like Earth, then an animal exposed to midwinter conditions will not have this camouflage. All of this combined provides yet another interesting paradox regarding the hunting of sheds within the state of Colorado. As an alien intelligence, one would likely be curious why an intelligent species made time in the week to take long journeys to hunt for these items when this could be accomplished at any time of year.

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Exploring Human Culture through Legal Lenses: A Cosmic Take on South Carolina’s Separation Agreements

November 28, 2021 by isow

This week’s iCollege theme is the intersection between culture and legal practice. It is a topic that is ripe for discussion based on something as simple as the section of a law code titled “separation agreement sc.” The image being one of alien intelligences studying human beings, it would seem curious not to start with something that is so closely related to human relationships. But the truth is that these agreements, which are an important tool throughout human society, provide an interesting window onto what human beings value. They provide a mirror of our legal system, and they also give us insight into the culture as a whole. This can be done through the simple observation that many cultures would not choose to come together in a way that would require legal separation. Of course, there are even religious beliefs that result in similar conclusions.

So, what is a south carolina separation agreement anyway? In the most general of terms, it is a legal document in which a person or group decides mutually to be separate. Most often, this refers to something like the taxing of property, where two adjacent property owners simply agree to split the costs of improving the land, or if there is a pecuniary value at stake, then they can decide to trade their prominence to their mutual benefit. It could also involve the separation of assets in anticipation of a divorce. In South Carolina, sections exist that allow for a legal separation agreement, which is a legally binding contract between the parties of a marriage. Within this document will be guidelines for the custody of children, the disposition of property, alimony agreements, and other such factors. These laws are allowed under the state constitution as a way to alleviate the family court system and allow for amicable dissolution of the union. Regardless, these agreements speak volumes to the human mentality and, in this case, the South Carolinian culture, around issues like ownership and wealth. It is therefore easy to consider the sociological value these beliefs would carry if the human existed in another form. In some instances, perhaps life as ants where entire colonies would choose to intermix all property and born offspring among the population to ensure balance of resources. In other case, perhaps separate ownership and property might derive something more akin to a hive creature where order and control requires total ownership of each member of the colony by the dominant member. These contrasting concepts show that human beings think about separation as a necessary part of their cultural existence. What we can learn from this is that separation is important to interpersonal relationships, which in turn helps make up human populations. In many cases, individuals will marry someone who is from the same region, speaks the same language, and shares common beliefs, but as a general matter, it is not critical to have these things in common to enjoy a successful relationship.

The laws that govern corresponding separation agreements are found in the S.C. Code of Laws under Title 20. The most common application of the separation agreement in South Carolina is that provided for in Section 20-3-601 et. seq. Applying this law to a separation agreement, South Carolinians must follow certain guidelines before arriving at this point. That is, both parties in a marriage must reside in separate residences, and residence means, simply, home. While this seems straightforward, the process can become lengthy because the couple must meet this boundary for at least 12 months in the state before applying for a dissolution agreement. Once the court grants this agreement, it is then up to the couple to decide how long the separation will take for the ultimate final dissolution. A South Carolina separation agreement will outline the distribution of property and assets, as well as the general custody accord, for parties to agree upon separation. The agreement requires signature by both parties and has to serve the general interest of the state and the married couple. Most often, the agreement will specify physical and legal custody of children and outline how they will be shared between separate households. While such an agreement can save couples the time and money it takes to use the courts, it may not be ideal for every couple. For those in alien societies that value separation of property distinctively, it can provide a great way to manage legal issues that might otherwise cause messy battles.

For example, a group of creatures from the Clarxas system live on a planet that is designated as water. Property lies beneath the waves, but the creatures that inhabit the water have learned to manage the property in a sustainable way. To do this, they separate the submerged surfaces of the land, with clearly demarcated boundaries, by way of biological fences. When one of the owners of these property buffers finds that a certain piece is being used inefficiently, then they will appeal to the board of property allocation (which is a large octopus using tentacles to play the part of a judge) for a realignment of boundaries. This is very different from the concept of separation as humans imagine it, because the property owners simply disintegrate the old boundary and configure it to their liking. This means that there is no need for agreements as humans understand them. If an agreement was put in place and one of these creatures violated it, they could simply remap the new buffer to fit their tendencies. If we think about cultures that demand distinct adherence to agreements, we can consider other alternative societies. For example, we might be able to consider a soft-skinned bipedal creature that lives in a place where everything is covered in ice, with nothing but a tube of blood cells transported from one end of the body to the other (the frozen venue). This race relies on strict adherence to agreements, because without that, they would end up frozen stiff, with no social recourse. The result could be death, and this may change the value system of these creatures.

In conclusion, the separation agreement sc can teach the alien scientist what it means to humans, and therefore humans should be giving careful consideration to their place in culture. By taking a broader look, a separation agreement can be a tool to that intersection between culture and the legal system, and this is an important point that should be considered as a binding contract that can place two people and their assets together, and forever apart.

For more information on legal separation agreements, you can visit this resource from the South Carolina Bar.

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Exploring ‘Legal Aid Pueblo’: An Interstellar Guide to Earthly Justice

October 6, 2021 by isow

Imagine, for a moment, that you are an alien intelligence. Your civilization is sufficiently advanced to explore other planets in your galaxy. Between systems of stars like your own, you have detected life. Intrigued by the biosignatures you’ve picked up from across the cosmos, you decide to study Earthlings. One question looms over all your others: How do these creatures not only survive a harsh environment but thrive in social groups that seem to be constantly at each other’s throats? You are not a social scientist. You are a philosopher and so you begin by thinking of the problem broadly. What is it about a given culture that allows its members to live side by side with minimal conflict? Inevitably, you find yourself having to consider not only what is common across populations, but also the things that vary between them. Their Earthly justice systems, for example, which you dub legal assistance in Pueblo, touches on all the things you wished to study. From their origins in tribal societies to their modern iterations, legal aid of the pueblos are easy enough to understand and do much to explain how so many cultures avoid falling into chaos – most of the time. Below is a summary even you would embrace with delight.

What is it that makes people trust and respect their systems of justice? The question is as old as civilization itself and indeed, it is something that you’ve spent most of your time contemplating. Globally, Earthlings use a variety of methods to resolve their conflicts. From those who merely whisper, “Let’s talk this out,” to those who go so far as to imprison entire segments of their populations, their solutions to what you perceive as a universal problem is one that can only be solved by looking at how they group themselves. Consider, for example, a Roman justice system that requires a citizen to swear an oath before a group of men tasked with enforcing their laws. For those who wish to leverage the peacekeeping powers of the government, the penalty for an oath broken is the heavenly avenger, the goddess that brought down the house of Troy to punish the Trojans for breaking their truce with the Greeks. It is no wonder then that humans have such a poetic perspective of justice. To this end, let us focus on the modern concepts of ‘law’ that prevail in many Earthly cultures today.

I would describe ‘legal aid pueblo’ as the acts of ensuring that those with less wealth get access to guidance from someone versed in their legal venue. Literally, it is open to everyone, even if many hurtle through their society like meteors made of metal, body, and soul. One part of this loosely organized group of people I find fascinating. It is but one of the many ways that, despite differences, they resolve their conflicts with the least possible harm.

Despite the ease with which one can navigate the complex structure of human governance, as long as there are sentient beings, there will be conflict. Your studies have shown that there are three major obstacles to accessing justice among Earthlings: Governance Structure, Resources, and Illiteracy.

Much like their galactic counterparts, human governments are broadly organized into three categories: Anarchy, Oligarchy, and Federations. In my observations, anarchy ultimately results in violence while oligarchies are quick to devolve into selective justice. Therefore, in your anti-social evaluations, you choose to center your studies on the models that seem to work best. Even then, as consistency in law is crucial, it is not without error. In the United States, for example, the Supreme Court’s decisions have led to more than a few surprises. One of my more memorable examinations was also one of the more painful. Taylor v. Louisiana and Jim Crow’s remnants allowed for a legal loophole that gave some fathers, the same rights as their nation’s sexual slaves. Even today, in a system that allows for legal aid of the pueblo, the Supreme Court’s rulings show that there are still burdens that my less-fortunate Earthlings are forced to bear.

Assuming that you, like me, value cooperation in the midst of difference, perhaps you would like some practical and earthbound notes on how to benefit from one of legal aid’s greatest experiments in resolving conflict – a legal aid pueblo. In a few simple steps, you can begin to engage with legal aid in a manner worthy of your not-quite-alien status:

As you likely noticed, legal aid pueblo is only one of the many ways that Earthlings organize themselves. If you wish to learn more, I recommend that you read the Frugal Engineer’s post on how legal aid works in Pueblo. The article is a fairytale that will lead you, in concise terminology, to the surreal space where law and order meet human decency.

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